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Home: Purgatory: Really, Really, Bad Jokes:
Some jokes are just really, really bad.

 

 


Bead Devil
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Feb 4, 2005, 12:04 AM

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Some jokes are just really, really bad. Can't Post

I like bad jokes, don't get me wrong. I even come up with [more than] a few now and again.

But, someone passed along a list, and these were just HORRIBLE!
  1. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
  2. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
  3. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
  4. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
  5. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.


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LittleImp
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Feb 4, 2005, 3:18 PM

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Re: [Bead Devil] Some jokes are just really, really bad. [In reply to] Can't Post

For some reason, this one struck me as absurdly funny a few weeks ago:


A policeman spots a blonde driving and knitting at the same
time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window...
"Pull over!"

"No," she shouts back, "a scarf!"

 
 
 
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